My Cousin, My Gastroenterologist by Mark Leyner

Author:Mark Leyner [Leyner, Mark]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 978-0-307-81961-1
Publisher: Knopf Doubleday Publishing Group
Published: 2012-03-25T16:00:00+00:00

i’m rolling down the pacific coast of south america, but i never make it to tierra del fuego

i’m a gutter ball

i was made in hong kong

i have reached a level of unparalleled ugliness—revolting bloated oily ugliness which has metastasized across every square inch of my body

sexual relations are impossible—i am hopelessly ugly, hopelessly silly

masturbation is impossible—my penis shrivels at my own touch and i lack the most minimal powers of poetic imagination necessary to conjure autoerotic fantasies

my gastrointestinal tract is listed as a must-to-avoid in the michelin guide for intestinal parasites

wherever i am at the moment is the remotest frontier of the diaspora

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